Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009

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Penile Paladin

A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.

FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.

by GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER April 1, 2010

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Penile Tease

to tease someones penile area with a feather.

Jeffy got a penile tease from kirsten.

by turkeybag September 20, 2010

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Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.

Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.

by Lilmama0411 September 8, 2011

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