Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

Rand Pauled

Rand Pauled (verb); variations: Rand Paul, Rand Pauls, to Rand Paul, will Rand Paul; Rand Pauler (noun), one who Rand Pauls. 1. The stealing of material from the work of others that you intend to pass off as your own which, when caught, will require an indignant response from you and your martyr-complex, because, hell, you know even if others do not that the ends justify the means and, besides, stealing is only bad when other people do it. Relates to stolen material that is meant to fundamentally alter an opinion or policy or other important issue of significance. Malicious usage. 2. The casual cribbing of such material because, well, it's easier, and it's not important material anyway; that is, such cribbing is just meant to save time and not alter fundamentally anyone’s political or other perspective. Benign usage.

Example for definition 1: For all we know at this point, anything Senator Rand Paul (KY) has ever said or written is Rand Pauled.

Examples for definition 2: Ex. 1: Hey, I just Rand Pauled your Bio off your Amazon page, so you don’t need to email it to me anymore. Thanks. Ex. 2: I Rand Pauled your definition of “Rand Pauled” from your email because I thought it would be fun to write up. Oh, check it out on urban dictionary.com. If you want credit just let me know, because I wasn’t trying to Rand Paul you, dude, just maintain your privacy. Surf’s up. Thanks.

by Randal Paul November 9, 2013

preppy pause

A phenomenon of early '80s New Wave dance music (supposedly attractive to preppies of the era), where the song is interrupted by a moment or two of silence.

The Howard Jones song "Welcome to Conditioning" has a preppy pause.

by Tomte November 16, 2005

Pause

The word pause is normally used when someone says some stupid or gay shit.

Guy1:bro, have you ever stuck a dildo up your ass?

Guy2:pause........ANYONE ELSE JUST FUCKING HERE THIS NIGGA

by ThatOneNigga.Aye March 6, 2019

pause the game

pause the game is when a parent that has no clue what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11

"Mom: pause the game" "my mind: You are the reason why toothpaste has instruction's on what to do after you eat it" "Me: you can't pause an online game"

by jksyu November 13, 2022

Pod Pause

The period of time that elapses while an ipod owner looks for his/her ipod, hooks it into the car, plays a song, and then finally moves their car.

Driver 1: Dude, where's Kate? I thought she was right behind us.

Passenger 1: She probably is in the middle of her Pod Pause.

by the dude lebowski September 3, 2005

Come Pause Act

The act that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act ; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

by The L Team April 1, 2008