PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

Patrick

patrick isn’t the hottest boy in school however that doesn’t stop him from getting all the girls. he’s funny and easy to confide in. if you tell him a secret he’ll keep it no matter what. He’s smart but he keeps this low key. he’s extremely popular due to his amazing social skills and he’s sure to be seen at every party.

girl 1- “you know patrick?”
girl 2- “of course i do he’s so funny”

by tylerfine105 May 1, 2019

Patrick

The guy in spongebob

Or known as a meme

That Patrick meme is so hot!

by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019

Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

Patrick

A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".

Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG

by MR>LIT February 25, 2020

Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020