Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

Patrick

Someone at my school who i own the rights to.

"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."

by Thiccboobies December 1, 2019

Patrick

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.

Patrick you are nobody's friend and should get a life.

by rfhqrgbruqebglrqebgarjbgkjrqeg September 8, 2020

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

patrick

fucking rainbow hair retard

Patrick isn't straight

by Milkcourtst November 10, 2018