Dev Patel

The ADORABLE AND SEXY Brit who starred in slumdog millionaire and played the hilarious Anwar on the British drama Skins.

Dev Patel:"Then after that I went with my mom to have a pizza, and it was the most sour-tasting pizza in the world. I felt like crying."

by Christine yay! January 30, 2009

nikhil patel

A brown kid with a small cock.

Yo that Nikhil Patel guy has a small cock

by NIMESH99 January 10, 2019

Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

by Hsuan May 6, 2010

harshil patel

extremely stingy and tries to sell you broken products for full price
someone who will work at a dairy just for the pleasure of banding them for a very long time.
enjoys saying "thank you very much, please come again".
has pictures of Apu and slushy machines in his bedroom wall

"dude you being such a Harshil patel"

by connor banks September 8, 2017

Inesh Patel

A strange mythical creature found in Pokemon: Brown Version. This creature is known to show feelings of homosexuality, butt-fucking, and enjoys being Peter Trybus' shadow. He also likes to wank Rory MacDonald...

"Hey...can I follow you Peter Trybus? I'll suck u off?" - Inesh Patel
"Dude thatz totally rad!!" - Loch Nesh Monster
"Life is not complete, without pepper on thy curry" - Fetish Patel

by Moose McGee October 25, 2006

Dev Patel

Literally fucking osama

your such a dev patel

by God is not real October 9, 2018