purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Purse Drop

When you perceive a man to be masculine but then he speaks and sounds like very girly

The dude at the gym was so hot, but when he said hello it was a purse drop.

by Wise Bear March 27, 2017

purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.

I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?

by Heebee January 3, 2020

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

purse dusting

When Brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief ... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this year

by Brother Josh November 30, 2022

turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird April 12, 2016

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011