Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011

Porcelain Dope

A real ass white girl that’s fine as shit with immaculate vibes.

Hannah is porcelain dope! Sttbm

by Godly4u March 13, 2022