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butthole Popsicle

A butthole popsicle is made when you put an ice cube halfway up your rectum and wait until it melts into a round shape from the heat of your anus, then you can eat it or give it to your significant other.
My boyfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so he made me a butthole popsicle
by zonedefbro May 30, 2016
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Butter Popsicle

1. The sloppiest, saltiest, most savory dome known to man.
2. A beegizzle
"The Ice cream man fell to his knees when I demanded a Butter Popsicle "

"Yo dude, Courtney just gave me the craziest Butter Popsicle I have ever been given under the summer sun."
by Thegreatblumpkin6969 May 20, 2016
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Austrian Popsicle

Before we get down to business, I'm gonna give you an Austrian Popsicle.
by JewFire69 May 15, 2016
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caca popsicle

1. A tasty summer treat in which one has a choice between cashew nut or corn flavorings

2. A bj immediately following buttsex
Sheila loves caca popsicles on a hot summer day, unless she's been eating cashew nut.
by Maranda Sester September 22, 2005
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Cowboy-popsicle

A frozen rope used for anal sexual pleasure between to male partners.
Adam beat Jim in tug of war with a cowboy-popsicle last night.
by Harry Richardson December 31, 2021
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Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."
Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"
by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011
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