Period piss

A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb

"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"

by Jordan15 June 4, 2019

Period giggles

Hormonally induced euphoria in which everything is hilarious, happens during one's menstrual cycle.

Gloria just has the period giggles, she’s a complete bitch the rest of the time.

by Letmeseemtitsclap February 23, 2020

perioddt

Another way to end a sentence or just used to state facts or tea.

It is not in fact made by stupid bitches, Urban Dictionary. It's AAVE, perioddt.
End of discussion.

Person A: "I will drag yo raccoon-looking ass. perioddt."
Person B: "Watch yo tongue."

by goreimages June 24, 2021

Manstrual Period

1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.

2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.

1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."

2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."

by Badtouchr December 9, 2009

Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.

by Vxper August 28, 2016

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

Boy period

After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed

ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck

ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why

ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass

Carson has left this conversation

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period

ebinpebis: a what

by ebinjuddu October 12, 2020