Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

penny stock dating

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.

"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."

by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014

H.E. Pennypacker

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.

"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."

by matkillah April 21, 2004

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.

Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.

by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

penny turds

little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!

Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.

by Tyler Barron January 28, 2005

Pennsylvania pancake

30 or more Amish people having an orgy in a pool full of maple syrup

My Amish friends at school were talking about the Pennsylvania pancake they were a part of over the weekend

by dementedmitch March 4, 2015

Jenny Penny

When you have sex with three generations at once, a generational penetrational. A grandmother, mother and daughter at the same time. Can also occur in the extremely unusual event of grandfather, father and son.

Tom when out in Leeds last night, caught himself a Jenny penny.

by Rocco Siffredi69 March 8, 2020