A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.
Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."
Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
by Salusa February 19, 2007
Get the ghost peckermug. 1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything
2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker
2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker
(andrew)
2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker
(andrew)
by Big Pimpin in the Hood September 3, 2005
Get the little peckermug. 1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
Get the possum's peckermug. The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.
by bongbong79 March 8, 2009
Get the Pecker Badgemug. A dildo from the 1800's.
Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
by Roger Buttram January 21, 2007
Get the wood-peckermug. by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009
Get the Pecker-Neckermug. I was laying down last night and when things were getting intense, she pecker popped me. After that, she left and I was left with confusion and a rager.
by Goose15 June 15, 2018
Get the Pecker Popmug.