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Patterned

It's where you yourself finish up a situation or scenario. Or be done with a person/situation/scenario.
Did you sort out that stuff with that lad? Yeh Bruv I patterned him
by LinguoGuy October 11, 2018
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Patter

A synonym of 'Banter'
'Do want any tea with all that sugar mate?'

'fuck off with your shite patter, twat'
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pattence

An embarrassing situation; can be used as any article of speech.
That was so pattence! I couldn't stop pattencing myself!
by B*Unit June 11, 2006
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paternal discrepancy

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child
Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.
by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013
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Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.
Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
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Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.
Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter
by FuckKyleHamilton April 8, 2019
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Paternoism

To cultivate the appearance of successful leadership, all the while managing one's organization in a detached--perhaps even negligent--manner that invites malfeasance; to ignore poor and criminal behavior on the part of one's subordinates; to become so captivated in projecting an image of one's own compassion and beneficence, that one loses track of one's own charges and responsibilities.
"'Having a photo-op on an aircraft carrier, while your administration writes plans to cut veterans benefits is an act of the most hubristic Paternoism--but the optics are sure to move the Peoplemeters,' remarked the campaign consultant."
by ideadesade February 12, 2012
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