pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person skates mongo if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Stu can't learn that trick. Dude's pushing mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand October 3, 2008

straight-passing

Acting as if one has the sexuality of heterosexual in order to be perceived as such and avoid appearances which may cause threatening perceptions.

Sally is straight-passing so they don't know she's actually a raging homosexual.

by raging_asexual May 20, 2014

Pushing P

There are numerous ways people may determine the meaning of this word and overall it is quite hard to define; however the correct definition would be as follows..

Although popularised by the popular African American Rapper , known as Gunna, the act of pushing P may be interpreted as the achievement of obtaining financial / materialistic gains. This word is used in cases mainly related towards large amounts of money, expensive clothing and owning property.

However, another interpretation of this word is of 2 Black , Heterosexual males engaging in a sexual act , of which consists of them engaging in intercourse with another male . This interpretation of Pushing P has been aided by the words of Gunna himself. He was quoted saying : " I Love taking Dick, I'm Pushing P".

Strangely enough , an extremely obese female may be referred to as "pushing P". One example of this would be

your Mother .

I have your IP Address.

Your Location= — 76°14′1.64′′E (76.233794), latitude — 10°58′28.42′′N (10.974561).

"New year, new life. This year imma get my bread up and by the end of this year imma be Pushing P"

or ( as said by Rapper Yeat )
"I was sorry about that b**** now I'm mad bout that
I like dick. I'm Pushing P.

Sorry 'bout that"

by Shemne Tamade January 20, 2022

Pushing P

Pushing a large dragon dildo into the rectum while hidden in a closet, in order to fulfill ones hidden desire to take it up the ass

Casey really is the "PUSHING P", like god damn.... hes the king of that shit.

by j-cole January 22, 2022

Passing gas

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Leah Treacy, a Toronto based 37 year old woman, enjoys the public act of passing gas. That's why she set up a website dedicated to her weird cake farting fetish and became an instant overnite world wide sensation.

by Wilmington.Steak March 15, 2011