by lavender!1 June 30, 2021
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What a fucking guy
He’ll always be there for you no matter what and will remain your most loyal friend
He’s funny, can take a joke and let’s you off being racist towards him
Any Paras is a top man
What a fucking guy
He’ll always be there for you no matter what and will remain your most loyal friend
He’s funny, can take a joke and let’s you off being racist towards him
Any Paras is a top man
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
by Armandoestebanquito April 16, 2024
Get the Explicación para el Ale mug.A para pinga is a person who is exceptionally attractive to an observer who experiences a level of sexual arousal that is immediately gratifying in its effects (such as an erection in the case of a man or a swelling of the vulva in the case of a woman).
It is a term shared amongst peers but not necessarily to the person who caused such a reaction.
It is a term shared amongst peers but not necessarily to the person who caused such a reaction.
A man reacted in the following way after seeing a super hot sexy woman at an office building in a tight short length beige dress with no bra (erect nipples protruding behind the dress fabric) and only wearing a thong with an hour glass figure that is into fitness; has a nice tan and was wearing high heals. She was carrying an open laptop and walking through a passageway leading to an office. >>> "coño esta maldita es una verdadera para pinga" !!!
by The Bald Coyote February 13, 2025
Get the Para Pinga mug.A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.
Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
Get the para-apocalyptic mug.Paras, he may seem like a tough and serious guy but try to know him better, he is someone who will take time to open up to you emotionally but when he does, it means he trusts you,he'll show you his world and make you a part of it, he is an amazing guy who can be really funny sometimes. He is fucking sexy as hell. He is someone who will never hurt or betray you, he is filled with passion and dreams and works hard everyday to make them come true . Never betray him, because if you do, then you are writing your own death note. He is hard to find, but if you do, keep him!
"who is that sexy guy over there?"
"umm that's Paras, he's definitely sexy, but hard to get! ;)"
"oh! Ill try my chances!"
"umm that's Paras, he's definitely sexy, but hard to get! ;)"
"oh! Ill try my chances!"
by yourRuru November 24, 2021
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