Gravy Packet

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."
by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024
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The Freakin' Packet Yo

The Freakin' Packet Yo - First started by a student telling his teacher that she needed to stop giving them packets and that students learned face to face. It has gone on to mean you do not know something, usually followed by, "I learn face to face" to signify that you do not understand something others have just read or seen, you need to be told.
Friend: Hey, have you seen that we just made first contact with aliens!
You: No, I don't learn from The Freakin' Packet Yo, I learn face to face!
by HuzzB4Bruzz February 18, 2025
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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 04, 2015
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 14, 2011
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ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019
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Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out
“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”
by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022
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back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.
Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!
by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024
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