F.U.P.A.H

An acronym for Fuck You Pussy Ass Hater

Person 1: Man, my neck hurts

Person 2: Which one fat ass

Person 1: Man, F.U.P.A.H

by Tikipiki August 22, 2009

H.P.M.S.

Henry's premenstrual syndrome

Dude, you were being a real bitch, like H.P.M.S. style bitch.

by Nick Scott October 13, 2006

T.H.P.

Touch Her Pussy. Referring to the fact that once you get your fingers on your date's vagina she is infinitely more likely to fuck you.

T.H.P.
"Dude, just THP and it'll be on!"

by KurtBevaqua April 9, 2016

h.p.

Noun: an abreviation for heath in vidiogames and rollplay games.
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It can stand for health points, hit points, heart points, ext, depending on your preference.
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Reguardless, when a character's h.p. reaches 0 or less, it ussually means they have died, or reached a simmular fail-state.

"1 *h.p!.* Don't hit me. I only he 1 *h.p.* "
"How much *h.p.* does this potion recover?"
"Yeah... I'm at 0 *h.p.* I'm dead, guys!"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

isaac.h.p

he's a driller, a cheeky boy, likes sending nudes to his uncle, doesn't give a shit, a professional vlogger and a tiktoker

isaac.h.p is a cheeky boy

by urnanmate February 9, 2021

H.P.

A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with kitchen equipment. As such, copious amounts of lubrication are essential.

Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone interested in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.

Me: “Did you hear about that couple? I heard they were about to go do HP”
Her: “No way, that’s so unique. I wish we could!!”
Me: “I know, me too - but it’s such a closely guarded secret. We’ll probably never know, but I’ve heard H.P. means a Slavic kitchen kink”

by Theriddlerfromspain August 16, 2022

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024