THP

Popular abbreviation and local lingo for the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

Kate: "Got pulled over last night for going 70 in a 55 and I thought he'd let me off if I flirted with him... but it was THP and they'll never give you a warning, EVER."

Samantha: "He probably didn't give you a warning because you're ugly and can't flirt."

by Ya guy tony June 2, 2018

THP

Abbrevation for Turtle Head Popping. Which means when you gotta take a poop and it keeps poking in and out of your asshole cause you gotta go so bad.

Hurry Up And Bring Me Home Johnny, I got a THP, and I'm about to shit myself.

by Crazy Casey July 8, 2005

THP

To high for public

Look Jeff that hobo is THP!

by RMH303 October 1, 2018

THP

Tickle Her Pussy - what is needed to get permission to do something manly

I need a night out with the boys, but to get permission I will have to THP first.

by moonloops September 10, 2010

THP

Travelling Ho Posse - A group of girls who go everywhere that a group of guys go. They are not their girlfriends but they put out for any and all of them, yet get no respect in return.

Yo the THP follows the FFPD everywhere they go!
I know...I heard Scrubby B fingered two of em' at the same time in the back seat of Blanco's ride last night.

by Happs October 17, 2005

thp thp

What I do to scare people. Created by putting one's tongue slightly out of the mouth then pulling back and lowering your bottom lip. Sounds vaguely sexual.

Thp thp... OH MY GOD THAT WAS WRONG!!

by Matt I September 9, 2004

THPS

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (sometimes followed by a number)

dude THPS4 is so fun

by jim March 25, 2003