THP

Popular abbreviation and local lingo for the Tennessee Highway Patrol.

Kate: "Got pulled over last night for going 70 in a 55 and I thought he'd let me off if I flirted with him... but it was THP and they'll never give you a warning, EVER."

Samantha: "He probably didn't give you a warning because you're ugly and can't flirt."

by Ya guy tony June 2, 2018

THP

Abbrevation for Turtle Head Popping. Which means when you gotta take a poop and it keeps poking in and out of your asshole cause you gotta go so bad.

Hurry Up And Bring Me Home Johnny, I got a THP, and I'm about to shit myself.

by Crazy Casey July 8, 2005

THP

To high for public

Look Jeff that hobo is THP!

by RMH303 October 1, 2018

Thp

The sound you make when you stick out your tongue at someone to make a fart sound.

"Somebody told me they think your shirt is inappropriate"

"Oh really? Well they can just blow it out their butt thp"

by karsc April 20, 2014

THP

Tickle Her Pussy - what is needed to get permission to do something manly

I need a night out with the boys, but to get permission I will have to THP first.

by moonloops September 10, 2010

THP

Travelling Ho Posse - A group of girls who go everywhere that a group of guys go. They are not their girlfriends but they put out for any and all of them, yet get no respect in return.

Yo the THP follows the FFPD everywhere they go!
I know...I heard Scrubby B fingered two of em' at the same time in the back seat of Blanco's ride last night.

by Happs October 17, 2005

thp

A typo- She meant "tho"

I was never joking thp

by Requiem11 June 5, 2023