Tesla owners

A group of deluded people who brag about their car at any given time. They are the descendants of the ancient and feared Prius owners. They can be found on youtube, complaining about how their Tesla's sunroof is way too big or how the price of electricity is 0.2 cents more expensive.

Those Tesla owners can't stop talking about his car.

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

Onnie

Onnie(sometimes spelled-honnie, hony, onny) is a slang word for honest.

"yo Brent, be honnie for a sec do u think Steph is thick?"

by Skipwescott January 26, 2020

plank owner

plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Davy Jones September 26, 2005

Owned In The Face

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.

Person A: I just got a killamonjaro!!! You got owned in the face nukkas!

by Kevin and Greg November 30, 2005

P'owned

Player owned, Killed, destroyed, sniped, Beat down,

Dude, you were so P'owned by that sniper

by Funnyjunk2012 July 9, 2007

Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005