orphan cough

the chronic cough caused by cigarette smoking.

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."

by alaskan cougher November 21, 2007

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[Blackberry] orphan

A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.

Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.

Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...

Kid: Mom!....

That kid is a Blackberry orphan...

by Best Time October 12, 2008

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tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

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orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

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v. - When you dunk only a single ball into a girl's mouth. Also known as "The Half-Teabag."

n. - From the Oliver Twist quote, "May I have some more please?" This word connotes the man asking the woman for a second lay right after the first and is usually given to the man in pity on the woman's part.

Last night, instead of teabagging, I Orphan Tossed her.

She felt bad for me, so she gave me the Orphan Toss.

by doggod7756 January 24, 2010

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