double rayban

The definitive sign of douche baginess. One wears a pair of sunglasses on his head as well as on his face.

During lunch I saw a total double rayban. I wouldn't have cared less, but he was sitting inside.

by 69-24-7 October 07, 2013

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.

Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."

by rkitch February 12, 2013

double hatty

when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick

Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?

LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.

by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010

Double D'Ann

When a cranky woman flips you the bird with both hands as a response to a benign and innocent question

i asked her if she saw the email and she gave me a Double D'Ann

by notakrause February 01, 2018

double bucket

having diarrhea & throwing up at the same time

Jim was sick with the flu he was working the double buckets.

by l3ath3r December 18, 2008

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once

Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.

by dbfloyd December 28, 2009