Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022

Milk It

term used by horny women who want to breastfeed a man during sex

woman: oh yeah, baby, i just want to milk it rn *bits lip*

man: as long as i get to eat you out then hell yeah !

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

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by justadumbguy November 22, 2021

milk

something that dads can not resist, they love it so much that they leave their wife's, children, friends, family and pets to get this item, you could say it makes them hanker sore. in some rare cases he wil come back but very rarely

dude, my dad left to get milk.

by Daddy is hard May 17, 2020

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milking

adding extra details (true or not) to an explanation or discussion

-man don’t start milking the story, just go straight to the point.

by handle no cap May 27, 2020