oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

by Pandgum May 1, 2022

Oh munger god

A version of the phrase oh my god that was correcred by auto correct while using a French keyboard

He really said oh munger god

by Todobaku_Shipper_69 February 15, 2020

oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .

Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..

by They were on a break July 14, 2020

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ok

OH MY FUCKING GOD

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE October 29, 2020

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021