Octopusnity

Virginity

Last night David lost his Octopusnity

by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009

octopoop

verb: When someone takes eight poops in one day

I shouldn't have eaten the leftovers in the fridge. I totally had to octopoop today.

by fishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 14, 2011

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

Octopussying

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.

Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.

by Martypoo April 17, 2009

Dalmatian Octopus

Term used to describe when 8 men ejaculate onto a black woman.
Derived from the "8" as in 8 tentacles of te octopus, and how the woman is now black with white spots, as is a Dalmatian.
First mentioned on the 10/10/11 taping of "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"

"Yeah bro, me and these other seven guys totally gave this chick a Dalmatian Octopus the other night."

by Liz_Tyler October 11, 2011

Octopiss

V. Oc-to-piss To piss 8 times in a row

I drank too much water, and I octopissed.

by SomeoneSomethingIdk October 11, 2009

Octopus

A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.

He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.

She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off

"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"

by claireg November 9, 2009