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Nudes of Garrett

Only the most hard core non-existent indie band this side of the Platte river!

Formed in the 90's, Nudes of Garrett controversial first album "Street side wanking" brought them into the spot light and was received with mostly positive reviews from critics, farm animals and fans alike. With the success of that album, it was quickly followed up with "Garrett: Studded and Chiseled", in which Track 4 'No mamma likes a pigeon hole' was played many times on the local AM station three months strong. But perhaps it was their latest album "Nudes of Garrett: Live at the Enclave" is what really brought the band together with it's target audience and has been a run away success 9 years straight.
-Chuck- Hey have your heard this catchy song "Your man is chiseled and so is your sheep"?

-Wally- Dude, that is Nudes of Garrett everyone has heard of them! "Live at the Enclave" is their most respected album!
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Used Nudes

Nudes sent to one person that were originally taken for someone else.
I wanted to show him my tits, but couldn't take a picture just then, so I sent him some used nudes.
by A Seligsohn Comedy August 3, 2017
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Nude Dealer

Someone who has a rather large collection of 18+ nudes pulled from a search browser
Aye nude dealer, hook me up with some boobies
by Pickle Wizard July 4, 2019
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nude tubing

the act of looking for porn on a non-pornographic website
i.e. youtube, wikipedia, facebook
eric: hey what are you doing?
dan: nothin much just nude tubing on youtube.

eric: why dont you just go to a real porn site?
by Reborn5 June 15, 2010
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Nude

by Billboi May 29, 2018
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Dude Nude

Male nudity in movies. Specifically the frontal Area. Meant for a gross/shock funny. Appearing in such movies as, The Hangover, Dewy Cox, and The Watchmen. This has become a new norm in movies for a laugh.
-Hey did you see The Hangover?
>Ya that was funny shit!
-What were your thoughts on the Dude Nude?
>Gross but funny...
by Skellysd June 14, 2009
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