Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.
The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.
Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.
Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.
Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.
Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.
Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.
Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.
Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.
Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.
by SnarkVader August 14, 2024
Get the Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/)mug. Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.
by Vivian Vile September 1, 2025
Get the Pangolin (noun)mug. premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.
an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology
an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology
"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"
by asanchez74 July 6, 2007
Get the mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - nounmug. by Voltegeist December 10, 2016
Get the Life (noun)mug. Sven made out with Sandra at the party. Today she outed herself as a lesbian. He is now a lesbinator (noun).
by davemeetsdave March 27, 2018
Get the Lesbinator (noun)mug. Almost a substitute for "none" or "no" but used in a slightly different manner. Used by black Americans in rural East Texas as early as the 1920s. Can still be heard.
Question : "Did you catch any fish?" Answer "I ain't got noun yet." Or: "I ain't got noun one fish."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
by jared cravens July 16, 2025
Get the Nounmug. “Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”
The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses
The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses
by Worn Forrest March 21, 2022
Get the (noun) Coming Out Of Our Arsesmug.