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mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun

premeditated obligation; pledge to provide basic mortgage knowledge.

an informal extention of mortgage knowledge, created just for newbies .
Origin: 2007– 1 mortg·ol·o·gy ; extracted from scientific words such as astrology, geology
"Wow! The foundation of mort·gol·ogy (mortg-aul-ojee) - noun was created to teach newbies and professionals alike to enjoy the basics of home buying"
by asanchez74 July 6, 2007
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Girl (noun)

The opposite of boy. Has ayu, which means a 'lady-like' kind of beauty. Some are vixens and some are angels and some are PURE DEVIL BLOOD.

(1) Vixen <---- You can find definitions here, but look for username Booobs.

(2)Angels- You find these very rarely, and are usually already taken. You poor, poor soul. Don't you fret. You will find your Sarah or Jennifer soon. They are what you want, they have flaws, but are perfect, spiritually, mentally, and physically. Most likely they are straight, but you go gays!

(3)Devil Blood- They will lure you in with good looks, get everyone's phone number, introduce you to an even better looking person, get you to cheat(somehow), lure you into sex, find out you were cheating, and threaten you to the point where you are stuck in an abusive relationship and can't even call to tell your family to get you out of there, because they will send that incriminating evidence to your family and friends who will probably separate you from all of them.
(1)
John- Hey, I met Sierra at the club yesterday. She's a vixen.
Jake- I've met her too, you fall in love with that girl, no going back. Don't piss her off though.

(2)

Jake (aforementioned)- Woah, Sarah is soooo pretty. I think she's dating Denise. One day.
-Anna bumps into Jake-
Anna- Oh, they just broke up. You can try and go for her, but I think she only likes girls.
Jake- Okay.

(3)
Jordan- What the fuck?! Get your pussy away from me!
Chloe- Uh, you turned on this relationship, so you deal with the consequences.
-5 months later-
Chloe- HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CHEAT ON ME! I'm gonna text your friends if you keep slamming hole with her.
Jordan- I never liked you anyways. Kelly is a way better gf than you are!

(Please, no-one that has these names should be offended. You are probably a great person, who does not treat girl (noun) like a toy.)
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Unprofessional nouns

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.
Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.
by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024
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Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb)

The act of using your phone’s microphone to text someone.
Voixt (noun) Voixting (verb) Honey will you stop by the store and get some duck food? When you mean dog food. #Voixt #Voixting
by KimmieBrooke April 11, 2021
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THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE

"THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE"

a noun n:

Mode of service from another noun and it follows 'thus function as an adj' commence 1 summary of modification 2 service of concidered gestures
The noun use as adjective : concise
concise the 'Vietnam flag'

concise the 'American - Spanish war flags in PH late 1800'
by ChachaSaur2023 June 17, 2023
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noune

Suffix used in french Canadian (mainly in the province of Québec) to attenuate swear words or make random words and names sound funny.
Ma professeure de musique, Madame Manoune (Manon), est grosse en tabarnoune (tabarnack).
by Tourloupénoune August 6, 2022
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literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.
Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."
by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024
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