northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.
"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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Northern California

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years
"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan
by plus-size albert December 23, 2020
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northern dixie

A Northern Dixie is a girl born up north but raised as if she was southern, usually means her parents or grandparents are from the south so she’s raised with southern ways. Often underestimated and badass
Man did you see that northern Dixie over there, It’s like the best of both worlds
by Theblackoutlaw March 11, 2018
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Northern rail

A Train Company in the North of England.

Known to have very old 1970 pacers trains that are uncomfortable and bumpy.

Northern railway is owned by Gova which owns Themeslink trains (based around London) Southern railway (Brighton area including London,Southampton,Hastings and more areas) Gatwick Express (Gatwick Airport) perfect train if you want to go to China or America and get brainwashed by CNN news.

Northern railway was also founded in 2004.
My HST train just skip Doncaster and it had 9 coaches.

Network rail now sends out a Northern Rail Pacer with 2 coaches.

We all now have to squeeze in a 2 car train.
by CorruptDetected July 22, 2021
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Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland, located north of Ireland and west of Scotland, also can be found far east of America. Is in the British Isles and is North-west of England.

A great place to be, if someone ever asks you where you are from, as soon as you say Northern Ireland they will be like. "Wow!! You're hot! Wanna come to my place later?" You be like; Sure... after I'm done with all the other babes!
Girl 1: From?
Northern Irelander: Northern Ireland
Girl 1: OMFG!!!
Girl 2: leik! datz awesome!
Girl 3,4,5,6,7,8: YEAH!!!!!
by Beller October 02, 2005
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northern monkey

nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.
these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes
by ni 'munky' ck August 14, 2007
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Northern Monkey

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.
by Paolo Beardini December 05, 2003
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