Noot

A manipulative liar

P1 - "He lied about having sex"
P2 - "Oh he's done a noot"

or

P1 - "I served in the military over the weekend"
P2 - "Shut up don't be a noot"

by Kskdjkjksk November 5, 2020

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Noot

A faggot on discord

"my name is noot and I say faggot shit on discord"

by Gogetta4x August 1, 2024

Nooting

The Sexual act of spreading your partners ass cheeks apart, widening their anus, and shouting noot noot into their cavernous hole.

Tonight ill give you a right nooting!

by Poxriddenrot June 7, 2022

Noot Noot

Your mothers bush

“Your mothers bush”
“Your mothers Noot Noot”

by Noot Noot Noot Noot June 2, 2018

Nooted

When a man farts at the same time he nuts.

Our room smelled really bad after my boyfriend nooted as we both climaxed. It ruined the mood.

by CJJames October 8, 2022

Shnooty noot

smart

you founded quantum physics , you are very shnooty noot

by kaypie__ November 20, 2017