Nookie 

Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage

Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*

Nookie by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025

subsistence nookie 

Obviously the term for sleeping with someone you don't want a long term relationship with, but find necessary to keep yourself in hormonal harmony

Howeigh found Davey's personality to be utterly reprehensible but continued to use him as a source of subsistence nookie.

subsistence nookie by Quinmill October 3, 2008

canadian nookie 

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues

Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend

canadian nookie by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015

hookie nookie 

playing hookie or going in late intenionally to your job, class, appointment, etc only because you wanna have sex.

"How about a little hookie nookie then?" Ask blair to her girlfriend of 3 nights. Chelsea thought how many classes she'd missed so far

hookie nookie by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020

national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

national nookie day by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

national nookie day

a celebrated day on june 22nd celebrating the one and only nookie

happy national nookie day!

what are you doing on national nookie day?

national nookie day by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

On a nookie

When a significantly older female who’s just your type decides to fucking text back

Juan Pablo: hey

Beer: hold I’m on a nookie

On a nookie by Nookie24 February 19, 2026