by Tyler durden2333 August 12, 2022

by lolifucker August 3, 2022

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.
by No I don’t want one April 19, 2021

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2011
