Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017

Nonce

Stephen tries

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”

by Someone0187 December 29, 2018

lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

nonc

Calling someone a nonce without using the word, so they can't go bitching to their friends about being called a nonc

Emily you are a nonc cause you like little children

by Skengman 5000 April 18, 2018

nonce

Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.

'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'

by N.B September 23, 2005

nobcheese

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.

"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"

by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017