NoNcE

A handsome guy

Ayeee I did it you nonce

by Angry bird™ April 22, 2019

Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.

That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.

by Gertdin March 1, 2020

nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006

Nonce

A Nonce is a peadophile

For Example A man that watches 6 year olds is a Nonce

by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017

Nonce

A individual called luke plowman who bums sheep and children

That luke plowman is a right nonce

by Yolomanwhipscar June 12, 2018

Nonce

A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.

Jason Mohammad is a nonce.

by #Swans June 19, 2018