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no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO
Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*
by realLoner September 30, 2019
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when you love your bro but its no homo
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When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.
“I fucked his ass last night...no homo.”

“Dude, you’re fucking gay.”
by It’sABitchAssLife_ May 26, 2018
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this is extremely gay and we both want it to be but we don't want the straight people to know that
Guy 1: Yo i love you no homo tho
Guy 2: No homo
by Yooit'ssimon June 2, 2018
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Homo

Short for Home-Owner - Somebody who owns a home.
Nah, Dave doesn't pay rent because he's a homo.
by jim_pee March 18, 2020
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Refering to some one who is homosexual, usually male but not always. Short for homosexual, it is often used as a homophobic slur, and sometimes not even used to refer to a homosexual person.
Kid1: Man, Elton John is one homo, eh?
Kid2: You're a fucking homo, dude.
Kid1: How am I a homo, I fucked your mum and your girlfriend last night.
Kid2: So, you and Elton John are still homo, homo together Homo's.
by Allan Mclaughlin January 21, 2006
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A man who enjoys having sex with other men. Short for homosexual. A homo is a man who loves other men and is sexually attracted to them.
by Mikee Rehmeyer January 16, 2008
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