A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.
Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.
Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.
by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018
Get the Fag Newton mug.Newton's Cradle refers to a girls crotch when she has skinny thighs so they do not touch each other when she is standing up.
This phenomenon enables you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
This phenomenon enables you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
This phenomenon enable you to tag her from behind, allowing your balls to swing freely between her legs without touching them, tapping the front of her, like the famed executive ball clicker --- the Newton's Cradle.
She was in really good shape, a total Newton's Cradle.
She was in really good shape, a total Newton's Cradle.
by DTLWordsmith July 2, 2009
Get the Newton's Cradle mug.Newton South is a far superior school than Newton North
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
1. Shit is gay at North
2. People shit in urinals together here
3. Great education wise
(Xaverian = gay)
by pepegang April 12, 2019
Get the Newton South mug.A rich snobby city located 15 minutes from boston. The majority of people are white and the ones that aren't should be considered white. An average day in the life of a "newtonite" is spent by using their daddy's credit cards and doing drugs. Everyone in newton owns more than one house and about 5 cars. The daily uniform is northface and uggs, no matter the weather for girls. The dress code for guys is a preppy polo (a known label, polo, lacoste) and khaki's. All the kids cosider themselves gods gift to the world which their mothers reinforce that idea. There's no such thing as a bad grade, because their mommy's and daddies get them out of it.
Girl: Can i have the history homework?
Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.
Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
Guy: Ohh, no i didn't do it, there's no reason to. My mom's having an affair with the teacher so i get A's anyways.
Girl: Really? Because i thought my dad was!
by Cameron Jayne April 29, 2005
Get the Newton Massachusetts mug.A high school in Newton, Massachusetts mainly comprised of a student body that comes from an uneducated Italian-American heritage. These student usually complain about not having as much money as kids that go to Newton South. This is usually followed by someone from South reminding them that they are getting a new high school that costs $200 million
by R1DE TO THAT June 14, 2010
Get the Newton North mug.The starting Auburn QB who has been under scrutiny all year long. The most storied NCAAF player this year. He also took 200,000+ dollars from multiple colleges and has been arrested 6 times. Still a damn good player
by Thaddeus Pimpin January 4, 2011
Get the Cam Newton mug.When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.
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