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It Needs the Umlaut

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.
"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009
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nets

The Greatest Team of All-Time, in any kind of sport.
"Person A: Holy crap! Did you see Brian Scalabrine dunk over Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons, who sucks ass?
Person B: Well no shit, he's on the Nets!
by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004
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I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"
by Xent December 25, 2007
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Neeta

Noun - a nag, manipulative, short, hairy troll like creature. Typically in the form of a female, likes to drive people crazy with their incessant rambling and nagging.

Verb - to choke

nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch
That old Neeta is going to be in a world of hurt when she gets old and decriped. No one will visit her except for Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
by Dr. oolong April 21, 2009
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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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neeish

what we smoke everyday in the THs parking lot
Got neeish? mothafucka!!!
by atsaur87 November 2, 2004
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Neetroo

NeeTroo - Word for when you excessively make endless 3D models based off one character.
Wow, that guy has so many Freddy models he's a NeeTroo!
by epicfortnitegamer69 August 20, 2018
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