The New CEO of YouTube, superseded from Susan Wabbajack, Who has a fetish for adverts even worse than Dan Schneider's fetish for children's feet. So much so that the sped goes and blocks the video player for people with an AdBlocker.
Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
"Grammarly ads are pretty rad" - Neal Mohan and Neal Mohan only
"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
by excusemebish November 24, 2023

by Brewski tha Pimp October 31, 2023

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

When someone is so horny they start simping and doing unimaginable things to get the attention of the one they are simping for
by Nealblue September 6, 2021

A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle
by KuKluxLover69 April 28, 2022

by #1coach December 18, 2022
