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Neal Mohan

The New CEO of YouTube, superseded from Susan Wabbajack, Who has a fetish for adverts even worse than Dan Schneider's fetish for children's feet. So much so that the sped goes and blocks the video player for people with an AdBlocker.

Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
"Grammarly ads are pretty rad" - Neal Mohan and Neal Mohan only

"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
by excusemebish November 24, 2023
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Neal

Neal is a very soft and sweet guy and is very sensitive and loves intensely. If you have met a Neal in life then your life is bliss and you are a very lucky person.A very attractive guy that always lights up the party. When someone is feeling down, he lightens their day w/ a smile. Neal is an outgoing guy that won't give up on what he wants to accomplish. Funny, talented, different, and inspiring to other humans.
You are luck if you have Neal in your life.
by aalime April 5, 2022
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Nealed

The act of sucking on an exhaust pipe so hard the chrome comes off.
That has been Nealed to within an inch of its life.
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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Neal

The best person to every live. Always making the right choice.
CIRE: OMG, i dont know what 1+1 is
Neal: its 2
by JJagaimo June 5, 2022
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Nealing

The act of ignoring a big project for months, then showing up in the 11th hour & binge working on the parts you care about.
Chris is totally Nealing on the new store opening.
by Toystoystoys July 7, 2023
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Neal

A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!
Man:Neal is so cool at playing mindcraft!
You:YEah! but he never plays he is depressed
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Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024
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