The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.
by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016
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by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018
Get the James Neal's Disease mug.A very crazy person,has low self esteem and is very depressed. We dont know if he is gay or not because he keeps to himself. STAY OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT, is his actual saying!
by 🍌 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒶𝒳𝒸🌸𝓍 November 13, 2019
Get the Neal mug.Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.
He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”
-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.
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When someone is so horny they start simping and doing unimaginable things to get the attention of the one they are simping for
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