Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

milk

so rare of an item to collect
dad's can't collect it and neither will you

Expect from mom she will randomly spawn it when we have no more or when you cant find it

dad's gonna get the milk soon

by vyxxc October 27, 2022

The Milk

The Milk is an entity that made out with your dad. Thats why he never came back lol.

My name is The Milk

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

milk

something your dad was looking for 15 years

Hey dad, where is the milk?

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 17, 2021

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022