milk

something that dads can not resist, they love it so much that they leave their wife's, children, friends, family and pets to get this item, you could say it makes them hanker sore. in some rare cases he wil come back but very rarely

dude, my dad left to get milk.

by Daddy is hard May 17, 2020

Milk It

term used by horny women who want to breastfeed a man during sex

woman: oh yeah, baby, i just want to milk it rn *bits lip*

man: as long as i get to eat you out then hell yeah !

by hockey star j dawg June 15, 2018

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milking

adding extra details (true or not) to an explanation or discussion

-man don’t start milking the story, just go straight to the point.

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023

Milk

Its what dad likes to get

dad got milk last night but never came back

by NightFall147 October 23, 2019