northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

northern ontario

The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.

I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!

by Friendly Neighborhood Hoser February 8, 2018

Northern California

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years

"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020

Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland, located north of Ireland and west of Scotland, also can be found far east of America. Is in the British Isles and is North-west of England.

A great place to be, if someone ever asks you where you are from, as soon as you say Northern Ireland they will be like. "Wow!! You're hot! Wanna come to my place later?" You be like; Sure... after I'm done with all the other babes!

Girl 1: From?
Northern Irelander: Northern Ireland
Girl 1: OMFG!!!
Girl 2: leik! datz awesome!
Girl 3,4,5,6,7,8: YEAH!!!!!

by Beller October 2, 2005

northern monkey

nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.

these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes

by ni 'munky' ck August 17, 2007

Northern Monkey

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street.

by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003

Northern Lights

Strand of Marijuanna. First grown in the Netherlands and migrated to the US in the 70's. This strand is one of the most strong and powerful plants of the world. The plant doesnt grow high so is mostly grown indoors. It produces large leaves and buds that are very crystalized. Has a very sweet smell and a very earthy taste. Gives you one of the best "Highs" you can possibly get of any cannabis strands. One of the best choices for a pot smokers.

Guy 1: Long day bro, you got any weed?

Guy 2: Bro you know I always got that Northern Lights!

by Q-Dogg94 September 24, 2010