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NKGB Ranks

The ranks of the NKGB. If you were, say, on a Habbo military called...let's say...the USSR, they would be as such:

8. Kursant (intern rank)
9. Junior Lieutenant
10. Lieutenant
11. Senior Lieutenant
12. Captain
13. Major
14. Lieutenant Colonel
15. Colonel
16. Director General
17. Colonel General
18. Commissar General
19. General Commissar
20. Commissar of the Interior
Using condoms is like wearing a raincoat in the shower, if you have an NKGB ranks you'd never wear a condom.
by Definitely not Lumare February 1, 2008
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choma_cha_nkola

A type of internet troll who:

a) rambles incohrently
b) has bad grammar
c) has atrocious spelling
d) randomly strings words and phrases together
e) is extremely racist
f) has the IQ of a shoe
g) has a urine fetish
h) has a bestiality fetish and often professes his love of raping goats
i) loves being assfucked by his boyfriend Abdul
choma_cha_nkola is such a fucking retard! He's a pathetic freak!
by maxReRe January 25, 2005
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D.I.N.K. Life

that DUAL INCOME NO KIDS life.
When a couple is expected to have kids but plans to live a D.I.N.K. life.
Every adult friend you ever had: “when are you two going to have a baby??”
Couple: “bitch we’re living that D.I.N.K. life!”
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D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.
In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.
by SHLA December 2, 2010
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Nkai

One of the sweetest, most funny people you will ever meet. They come off as serious and antisocial but after you get to know them, you'll be attached. They're great at keeping secrets and you can have a ton of inside jokes.
Oml, Nkai is so awesome. He does such a cool British accent!
by Bookreader153 November 18, 2018
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Nkfifixate

To asphyxiate as a result of a particularly exciting or distressing notification
Omg, that cute boy from my geography class just texted me! I'm going to nkfifixate!
by marepg February 21, 2019
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nkaujhmoob

Nkaujhmoob is a stupid girl
by Nkaujhmoob April 15, 2019
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