This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
Get the Cumplete Nightmaremug. When two drugs with opposing effects are administered at once for a novel experience. Typically a deliriant and a Psychedelic.
Wow, he just nightmare flipped Datura and LSD!
The teenager died from nightmare flipping DPH and psilocybin.
The teenager died from nightmare flipping DPH and psilocybin.
by Karix February 18, 2022
Get the Nightmare flipmug. The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.
"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
by alanx303 January 30, 2010
Get the Nigerian Nightmaremug. when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.
by TUhippy April 27, 2006
Get the wet nightmaremug. Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something
by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009
Get the wet nightmaremug. When you're having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine--in fact your life is perfect--and then you wake up from THAT dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).
Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.
Note: After repetitively appearing, often induces insomnia.
*guy in friendzone*
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*
Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:
(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)
*dreams a nightmare paralleling his life*
*wakes from that dream into one where he's escaped the friendzone*
*wakes again into his reality where he's in the friendzone again*
Thus the Nightmare Sandwich:
(NIGHTMARE//SOMETHING PLEASANT//NIGHTMARE)
by scrilla103 December 27, 2011
Get the Nightmare Sandwichmug. by Buttexploder November 9, 2014
Get the muddy nightmaremug.