Nard

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

by blackhamster March 2, 2015

the nard

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

by homophobic June 30, 2004

Nardo

When a person is really fucking trashed.

Could be booze, drugs, whatever. Once you start acting like a retard, you're nardo.

Dude, you are so nardo.

You are nardo, biiiiiiiiiiiiittttcchhh.

Synonym: LLOYD CARGO

by Jask January 26, 2005

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 24, 2003

Nardin

The worst place to send a high school girl. A shit hole. THE MOST HORRIBLE PLACE ON THE PLANET.

What's your punishment? You'll go to Nardin.

by Nicole aka Snooki January 3, 2011

Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011

Nardo

State of drunkenness in the middle of the day.

Dooood, I was at a Notre Dame game last weekend and was completely Nardo in the parking lot.

by Asian Phil December 3, 2007