means that tons of whores are on your STD dick...which is the size of two fries, some people use this saying when angry or horny
person one: theres so many bitches on my dick
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
by lilly ann 101 September 01, 2010
When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 16, 2008
by lazyboy5000 April 03, 2010
"Fuck on my dick" is a term used when you want to sound like a fucking G who claps bitches cheeks on the daily. This can also be used when your homie is down and you need to cheer him up.
"Franklin you bitch, i got fuck on my dick"
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'
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