muttony

Muttony is the other deadly sin and involves intimate relations between man and sheep. The most sinful act involves the eating of the sheep after inimacy.

That man is guilty of muttony most foul! He not only laid with the beast, he ate of it as well!

by Gore Vidal January 7, 2009

mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

mutton drapes

vulva; beef curtains

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes

by Statler April 21, 2008

Muttonbox

1. Derogatory term for a woman's vagina.

1. "Hey Claud, come check this porn out... This chick's muttonbox is getting totally crushed by this dudes meatsnorkel."

2. Stacy has one of the loosest muttonboxs' on the planet, exclaimed Lyle. It is like throwing meat down a well, it just doesn't touch sides, he further explained.

by Towelie &the stinkhole bashers January 7, 2010

Muttonhead

(Adjective) Describing someone as stupid

"You muttonhead!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

Muttongilbzilla

A dude or a dudette, usually overweight, who eats mutton (lamb) every day of the week without fail.

Gilbert is a muttongilbzilla

by velocirex November 27, 2019