Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.

John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.

by da5id November 23, 2016

Missouri Syndrome

Beiing utterly unwilling to leave your home state, predominantly because of fear, lack of adventures spirit and overall lameness.

Pat didn’t wanna tag along to Chicago,he had a bad case of Missouri Syndrome.

by Prof.Dr. Einmann February 3, 2019

Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.

Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.

by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019

muscoy

Muscoy California is a mix of a ranch and the hood, it’s only where the real niggas of San Bernardino stay. It’s where most of the plugs stay at.if u live in Muscoy u definitely sell or buy drugs. [e-mail]

Muscoy is a town in San Bernardino

by 909.eddie November 26, 2020

Muso guy

Pronounciation: (M-you-so) (guy)

A guy who is obsessed with music and quite weird, usually a music teacher.

Me: guess where I was

Thomas: that muso guy again?

Me: yep

by Just some random guitar guy December 13, 2022

Missouri Backwash

After giving a guy a blow job and having his load blown in your mouth, you proceed to spit the contents back at his face.

I totally Missouri Backwashed this guy last night.

by Lizarah February 14, 2009

Mussolini Invades Greece

Invade Greece Now, For The Italy!
Show No Mercy, Slaughter Them Like Sheep!
Oh No, They're Fighting Back, Oh Shit, They're Really Good, Oh Shit, Oh Shit!
Hitler, Oh Please Help Us Now My Pants Are Soaked In Piss!

Mussolini Invades Greece, until he is torn by enemy forces.

by capnj17 August 2, 2021