button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

by Pete November 20, 2004

mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by [e-mail] February 17, 2008

mushroom management

Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)

Yeah, ACR is a true believer in mushroom management.

by Hot Licks November 1, 2015

mushroom yawns

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.

Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.

by Schurhoff July 16, 2008

mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

by long johnston December 27, 2007

Mushroom Cut

That God awful haircut for guys in the early 1990's. Easily replacing the infamous Mullet as worst haircut of the decade. Hair grown to temples, parted down the middle and the rest of the head shaved creating a mushroom like appearance.

I can't believe we even crushed on guys back then when they all had mushroom cuts!

by jenash1008 January 7, 2011

Mushroom Mountain

Slang term for a trip on shrooms.

Fach Daddy: You hiking tonite?
Couz: Yeah, im goin to Mushroom Mountain

by Nick Couz February 9, 2004