Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity
"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"
by Steve*O January 03, 2008
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An intoxicating drug that resembles salt and pepper. It is made from the leaves of the Phrum Tree.

It can be consumed in a vast variety of ways left to the imagination.
I had way to much murph last night
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Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.
by J0hnny_h0pkins July 01, 2017
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To get slapped bitch slapped when you forget something
What’s the name of the app again”

“I’m gonna fuckin Murph you”

**~Murph~**
by Bigstunna August 20, 2022
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When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.
A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"
by Supertwicken December 10, 2021
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To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.
Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom
by thealberto September 16, 2018
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Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover
Look at that Murph he's so sexy.
by ChristineM6969 March 09, 2018
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