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Non-running folk.
James and Will are cross-country runners and also track-folk.

James: Man, my new girlfriend is an all around great person. She's also absolutely SLAMMIN.

Will: What does she run?

James: She doesn't, she plays field hockey.

Will: Dude no, what did I tell you about dating muggles? It'll never work out.
by Albert Brady October 2, 2009
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Muggle

Someone who isn't involved in the BDSM community and doesn't identify as kinky. Vanilla person.

How a kinky person refers to their vanilla life.
He's amazing, but he's a muggle and I think I'm going to scare him away.

I can't go to the play party. I have to be at my muggle job.
by ladybedhead June 26, 2014
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Muggles are by definition the people who has not been touched by magical fairy dust aka they are heterosexual breeders
A: Stop your wishful thinking, he is definitely a muggle!

B(non-muggle guy): Oh bummer, but he's so hot!
by Fiyero109 January 21, 2009
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a yuppie, square or typical uptight normal person.
Starbucks is a great place to go coffee - if you're a MUGGLE - or - this neighborhood was great until all the MUGGLES moved in and drove the rents up.
by J Cobbett April 2, 2007
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a word to describes ppl that a fuking ugly its the best of both worlds.past tense if mugged and the now is mugly =)
r..: YO did you see that guy??@
k..: yeah man he so mugged
by supa dupa kimmi =) July 15, 2008
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Mugglepuff

The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.

A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.

It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.

Worst word known to mankind.

Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME

Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.

Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.

Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"

Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
by The Half Blood Princess August 20, 2011
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Muggle: (noun) A person who is neither a doctor nor a medical student.
Used in a sentence: "Dude, muggles just don't get it."
by fallible pope October 18, 2011
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