by El ritardo July 4, 2018
Get the rigor mortymug. Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
by littlelady111 March 1, 2023
Get the Mortymug. (v.) To alter time in some way that, in the future, you don’t exist. Derived from the Latin word for death and Marty McFly from Back to the Future.
by Shocken 2 April 27, 2020
Get the Morty McFlymug. by Rickbitdhd November 12, 2021
Get the Rick and Mortymug. A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.
by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024
Get the Slimy Mortymug. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
Get the Rigor mortismug.