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Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.
Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020
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Morty

Morty
by Djesse April 12, 2020
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Morty McFly

(v.) To alter time in some way that, in the future, you don’t exist. Derived from the Latin word for death and Marty McFly from Back to the Future.
Poor Bobby went and Morty McFly’ed himself.
by Shocken 2 April 27, 2020
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strawberry morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!
by b3zji October 5, 2020
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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Rick and Morty

WTF Rick Rick Rick

Rick and Morty
by Rickbitdhd November 12, 2021
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