monkey

500 of our finest English Pounds for one frequenting the London area...
Ere you faahckin nonce you owe me a monkey
by Frosty Jack March 18, 2004
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the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth
by kubleeka December 07, 2010
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*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.
"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".
"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"
by Atlien October 26, 2005
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"Wanna pet my monkey?"-Mike Myers on SNL skit called "Sprockets".
by Jay A April 23, 2003
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When the male swings his genitalia around the female
Girl:WOW that monkey was awesome!!
Guy: AYYY
by BAYJESUS December 17, 2017
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This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.
by Ihatemonkeys#georgefloyd March 09, 2022
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