Tom: Last night, I played connect the dots on my bitch's back with my jizz.
Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?
Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?
by Tom Seaman September 24, 2018

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.
After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too
by JLC83 April 8, 2020

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.
Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.
Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019

by b0lb January 4, 2019

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

October 23. A "holiday" made for avid chemistry fans, big and small due to the fact that Avagadros Number (6.02*10^23) is very important in that field. Mole day is celebrated on Oct 23 because of the 10^23.
by Mr. McCall March 15, 2007

The northern hemisphere equivalent of the aussies dale rat, too stupid to commit a crime and get sent to oz, found in most urban areas especially Bradford.
by gmanbrad April 16, 2010
