The Meezman is an Egyptian superhero that serves no one but his mistress Ceelo. The Meezman has been around for decades, kind of like Super-Man, but unlike Super-Man, Meezman did not come from Kryptone, but rather from Domiat. The Meezman's super-powers include seducing men, flying really fucking fast, invisibility but only if he's naked, and super-strength and speed. The Meezman's only weakness is high-pitched noise. It is said that the Meezman is yet to meet his rival, High-Pitch-S-Woman. But even when he meets her, he will destroy her. Meezman!
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There is only one Meezy creature known to the world, he is elusive in nature and is rarely seen. Many other creatures yearn to learn about its secret powers and to one day be like him.
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